STARBUCK

David Wozniak is a lovable, middle-aged no-account who's a disappointment to his family and his girlfriend Valerie - and is now being pursued by some particularly nasty loan sharks. Things are about to get even worse. Valerie is pregnant and doesn't want David to have anything to do with the baby, and now he's received even more unsettling news: David has been a regular at the local sperm bank for more than two decades and it turns out that he's actually already a father - several hundred times over. With the help of his lawyer friend, David begins checking up on his progeny, a decision that will change his life forever.